dirty limericks from my grandmother

Now that's what I call a faint Obama reference. Woot! Anyway! On to the dirty limerick that my grandmother wrote in a letter to her parents when my mother was two:

There was a young lady named Twilling
Who went to her dentist for drilling
Because of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity
AND NOW TWILLING IS NURSING HER FILLING!

Yes, she wrote that last line in all caps like that. This was in Playboy, apparently just before it turned the corner ("Latest Playboy has arrived with 1.77 postage due, so apparently it qualifies as trashy now" was another one of her comments).

I think it is a safe bet that my great-grandfather thought this uproariously funny.